Just 'cuz I'm effing bored at my friend's house on Christmas Eve-Eve, howz about you guys vote on which fanfic you would like me to write next? The choices are:
1. The Simpsons lose Maggie while on vacation at a ski resort, and Bob finds her in the snow and takes her back to the cabin he is sharing with Cecil just before an avalanche traps them inside.
2. Teenage Lisa runs into Cecil and the two fall in love. Will include my take on what REALLY happened at the dam in "Brother From Another Series" (if you like what I did to Bob's family in "Being Bob," you might also like this).
3. Bob and Bart are forced to spend the holidays handcuffed together. I know it's cliché and has been done to death, but I don't care. The Simpsons own all clichés. SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!
If you want, you may cast multiple votes, but be sure to number them in order from most to least favorite fanfic idea.