1. The Simpsons vacation at a ski resort and lose Maggie in the woods. Bob finds her and takes her back to the cabin he's renting with Cecil, shortly before an avalanche traps them inside.
2. Bob deals with the troubles of having big feet. Comedy. Would probably be better as a comic than a fanfic.
3. Remember the episode where Lisa met a fortuneteller who warned her about a British man that she almost ends up marrying? What if Hugh wasn't the only British man in her future? What if Cecil was there too? And what if she was in love with both men, but didn't know which one the fortuneteller had warned her about?
4. I have already volunteered to adopt






