Don't ask where this idea came from... 'cuz I'm gonna tell ya.
I was looking at funny pics online with a friend about a month ago, and we came across one of a giraffe sticking its head through a cafe window to drink from a teacup. My friend looked at it and said (and I quote) "I'd love to have a f---ing giraffe drink tea with me!"
Okay, that doesn't explain exactly how I got from Point A to Point B, but there ya go. XP