It's Bob's pet tarantula, although it could have easily gotten loose thanks to baby Cecil.
Me: Oh Robert, she didn't mean she wanted to literally kidnap them.
Besides, I'm a grown man now, and not so easy to kidnap anymore.
It also means you're not cute anymore, IF you ever were to begin with.
You're just jealous because our parents always favored me over you!
Me: Here they go again... -_-