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Not Gay At All by Nevuela Not Gay At All by Nevuela
“I thought I told you not to wear lavender to work,” Bob said as he ambled down the sidewalk toward the bus stop.

“And I thought I was old enough to dress myself,” Cecil countered, walking beside him. His button-up work shirt was starched and freshly ironed and – as Bob had observed – unmistakably lavender.

“Well yes, but LAVENDER? Of all the things in your closet, I would never have expected YOU to come out.”

Cecil rolled his eyes. “Ha-ha, Bob. Another gay joke at my expense. Brilliant as ever. And for the record, this particular shade is called lilac.”

Now it was Bob’s turn to roll his eyes. “Out of the closet and into the fire.”

They reached the bus stop just as Cecil chose a suitable change in subject. “Five bucks says the bus is going to be late again,” he said as he sat down on the bench.

Bob settled beside him, unfolding his newspaper. “Are we talking fashionably late or obscenely late?”

Cecil thought for a moment. “Ten minutes minimum.”

Bob glanced at his watch. “It’s eight after one, so that will be twelve minutes from now.”

Cecil nodded, setting his lunch box on his lap. The 1:10 bus NEVER arrived at 1:10. In fact, it never arrived before 1:15. He would have ample time for a snack or three.

Bob heard the metallic click of the lunch box being opened, followed by something in plastic being unwrapped and the sound of liquid pouring. Without looking up from his paper, he knew Cecil was eating a sandwich and drinking home-brewed tea from his thermos.

“Are you sure you have time for that?” he asked, addressing the Arts and Entertainment section rather than his brother.

Cecil tried unsuccessfully to scoff through a mouthful of tuna and bread. “Pffft! I could finish lunch and write an entire symphony before the bus arrives!”

“Pride goeth before the fall,” Bob muttered boredly, turning a page.

A minute or two later, the familiar sound of a large diesel engine came roaring up the street. Bob glanced up from his paper, raising a brow in disbelief.

“Well, if that isn’t a sign of the Apocalypse, I don’t know what is!” he exclaimed, checking and re-checking his watch. “Only three minutes late! Looks like someone owes me –“ he trailed off when he turned to look at his brother.

Cecil, in his lovely lavender – ahem, LILAC – shirt, appeared to be deep-throating a banana. Upon hearing the bus approaching, he’d attempted to cram the entire thing into his mouth and was now gagging on it. To make matters worse, the hand that wasn’t gripping the banana was holding the thermos lid like a china teacup, his pinky poised daintily in the air.

The bus pulled up to the curb and the door opened just in time for the driver to watch Cecil slowly withdraw the yellow fruit from his mouth with a blush. Bob smirked, tucking the newspaper under one arm as he stood.

“You’re quite right, Cecil,” he said. “You’re not gay at all.” He checked his pockets for bus fare. “Oh, and you owe me five dollars.”

THE END :D
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kenedy421 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Lol wow. Good job! Read the whole thing.
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CLEVERBOTMLP Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015
:3
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
^____^
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Sideshowbobgal329 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I think it makes Cecil look sexy( love you both)
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
The lilac shirt? :D
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Sideshowbobgal329 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yea, but I only said that to make Cecil feel not gay. I mean, there is nothing wrong being friends, right?
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Stupid-Sexy-Bob Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I intend to do just that. Takeshi (Heart Eyes) [V1] 
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Dahlshita Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
anybody can't be perfect in english, but don't tell me that you're bad to the point of using a dictionary for every word 0_O
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Stupid-Sexy-Bob Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg can you delet my first comment, plz? ^^ 

I am referring to... I intend to do just that. Takeshi (Heart Eyes) [V1] 


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vocaloid-fanatic Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpffplz: :rofl:
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013
:icongoofygrinplz: Hehehe.
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VMenFangirl Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl::rofl::rofl:... gosh i just read the last pages of "Dear brother" then this becomes too much hilarous :rofl:
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
If you like this picture, then you will probably love this story that is based on this picture: nevuela.deviantart.com/art/Not...
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Spookytaco99 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is just like this picture [link]
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irkenzim123 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
I always stare at my friend like this when he eats a banana....
Memories. X3
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Do you tell him to stop eating it so seductively? :D
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:iconirkenzim123:
irkenzim123 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
Of course. He just looks at me a says "You have a dirty mind!"
He's the one to talk. *ahem*
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
LOL you can also tell him that eating bananas is a Freudian thing. ;)
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irkenzim123 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Will do! :D OMG I have an Asian friend that was eating a corndog yesterday and dipping it in RANCH. WRONGEST THING EVAAAAR....
Lol I almost cried
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :rofl:
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irkenzim123 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013
X3
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afrahkhan Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
HMMMMM....I WONDER WHAT CECIL IS THINKING WHEN HE IS SITTING NEXT TO HIS BROTHER,MAYBE SOMETHING ROMANTIC.......BUT THEN AGAIN ANYONE WOULD THINK OF SOMETHING ROMANTIC IF THEY WERE TO SIT NEXT TO ROBERT!
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Nevuela Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
Well, he DOES have a banana in his mouth. A nice BIG yellow one. :D
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afrahkhan Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
OHHHHHH YEAH! HMMMMMM.....CECIL IS GETTING DIRTY,I LIKE IT!
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afrahkhan Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB ON THIS PICTURE,IT'S REALLY GOOD!
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Nevuela Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
Thanx! :)
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afrahkhan Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
YOU'RE WELCOME,HONEY! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!
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CodWars Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
love the detail of the shoes!
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
Gracias! :blowkiss:
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kamarisama Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
LOOOL
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012
:iconicameplz:
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MonacoMac Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yellow... just like-- :blush: No wonder Bob is giving him such a look! :D
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2012
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Exactly. :D
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clazombie Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Cute scene!:love:
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012
Hehe, thank you! :giggle:
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sicfi-nut Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist
:iconlaughingplz: Love it! :rofl:
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
^_______^ Gracias!
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CARS2LUVR Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student General Artist
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
:icondontnagplz: LOL
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Amazonbot Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahah)
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
:iconicameplz:
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SaveYourKisses Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
Love their faces! :D

I have SO many memories with bananas! xD Uh, I meean..
AWKWARD! O__O'
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
BWAHAHAHAHA! So do I! You do NOT wanna know how a banana figured prominently on my eighteenth birthday! :D
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Alicetiger Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
I love bananas, this is my favourite fruit.
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
Then you'd LOVE this pic! :D [link]
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Ormspryde Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Makes me think of the time I took a banana from the cafeteria I work at and one of my coworkers asked me if I was going to use it for deep-throat practice, so I shoved the entire goddamn think in my mouth at once. XDDD

She later said she didn't think I'd actually do that. NEVER THINK I WON'T GODDAMMIT!!! >:D
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :lmao: :rofl: :evillaugh: :giggle:
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BlueTigress94 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh not at all :XD:
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
Hehehe. He certainly is comfortable with his own masculinity, isn't he? :D
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BlueTigress94 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Indeed :giggle:
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