Oh wow xDDDDD Lucky man ain't ever gonna experience menstrual craps.
On the plus side, it would be easy to obtain a doctor's note to be excused from school... as long as he can talk his dad into giving him one.
The ruptured uterus thing was an allusion to an RP I did where it was mentioned that Cecil's birth was very difficult, almost life-threatening, for both him and Judith, and afterwards she was unable to have anymore children. I didn't include that in "Knight & Dame" because I didn't want to make it overly dramatic.
I loved it when Bob's dad asked him if he had the slightest idea of what he was asking for.
He's probably worried about a test he didn't study for, or an evil substitute teacher. ^__^