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Second in the "Bob's Jobs" series. :iconbiggrinplz:
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:iconaerohybrid:
AeroHybrid Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
Sideshow Bob: What's the matter Bart...Chicken?!????? :D (Big Grin) 
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
Bart: Grrrrrrrrr...
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:iconaerohybrid:
AeroHybrid Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
LOL!!! :D
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DarthWill3 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl:
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
^_________^
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DarthWill3 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Indeed.
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SLMI16122000 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
It seems so hilarious with the comicallity of it, but you know what would really annoy Bob? If Bart just walked off expressionless after staring at him :D
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Sideshowbobgal329 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Bye bye, you little devil! (Evil grin )
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
:iconstopsignplz: :sprint:
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:icondisneyfan84:
Disneyfan84 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013   Photographer
I was laughing so hard when I saw this drawing!
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
:icongoofygrinplz: Hehehe.
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:icondisneyfan84:
Disneyfan84 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013   Photographer
Nice knowing you Bart.
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:iconclazombie:
clazombie Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Cute!;)
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
^____^ Thanx!
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:icontherealmoshmonkey:
therealmoshmonkey Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Nothing like a bit of pin money as a lollipop man and a plot to kill Bart at the same time.
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
:iconevilgrinplz: Indeeeeeed!
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:iconplanethannah:
PlanetHannah Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Hahahaha! I have to admit, I'd also be a little scared if Bob was my new lollipop man :D
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Is that what they're called where you live, or do you mean a literal candy man?
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:iconplanethannah:
PlanetHannah Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
Yeah that's what we call it here... Weird, I thought they called them that everywhere.. Crossing guard does make more sense, but we call them lollipop men, probably because of the sings they carry that look like lollipops.
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
I've never heard it before you mentioned it, although it might be used in other parts of the country, especially New England, which has more Britishisms than the west coast. I also looked up "crossing guard" on Wikipedia and it says "lollipop man" is most commonly used in the UK an Australia.

"Lollipop man" sounds like some kind of pedophile. :D
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PlanetHannah Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
Weird, I seriousy just assumed it was used by everyone everywhere... Yeah, maybe it is. Australia use it too? Well, at least the UK isn't alone :D I'd probably prefer if they were called Crossing gaurds, I was always disappointed as a child, believing that 'lollipop man' meant they gave you free lollipops whenever you crossed the road.

It does! And there are lots right next to my school... Oh god :D
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
There a pedophiles near your school?! Aren't there laws about where registered sex offenders can and can't live? In this country they aren't permitted to live within a certain radius of schools, parks or daycare centers, even if their crimes had nothing to do with children. And these days you can become a registered sex offender for life just for sexting someone. :(
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PlanetHannah Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
There probably's will be, ones that the police haven't found out about yet. Rumours go around about people being pedophiles but idk whether they are all true or just gossip. You can never be sure. They probably have the same rules here about pedophiles being near certain places, and really? A few weeks ago in school, my head of year called us for an assembly. She said the police were coming into my school to talk to us about something, and it was about sex offenders. A few people in my year group/grade and a few from year groups older and even younger, were placed on the sex offenders list. This was because they videoed people having sex and posted it and shared it via Facebook, Youtube or whatever. Some people in this city are a disgrace. :no:
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
You can get charged for "possession and/or distribution of child pornography" just for posting photos of YOURSELF online if you are under 18!
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NiamhTobin2000 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Haha! Seriously Bart, you're scared of a lollipop man. XD
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
That's a funny name for a crossing guard. :D I don't think we use that one over here at all. At least, I'd never heard it before another British deviant said it in a comment earlier today.

They should make real lollipops that look like stop signs. Maybe not as big, though. :lick:
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NiamhTobin2000 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Haha - I can just imagine that! Well, in England, the stop signs are sort of in the shape of lollipops, so that must be where the name comes from.
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Are they round instead of octagonal?
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:iconniamhtobin2000:
NiamhTobin2000 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
Yes - they look like this: [link] - complete with crazy old lollipop ladies
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
LOL she's rockin' it! XD
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NiamhTobin2000 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
Yep - there's a rule in England that lollipop ladies have to be old or crazy or both. XD
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
Just like how all convenience store clerks over here have to be Middle Eastern, or all donut shop employees have to be Asian. At least that's how it is in this particular city. :D
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AliciaWarner Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Be careful , bart!
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
:sprint:
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CardiGirl28 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awwww poor Bart !!!! He must be thinking "I'm not crossing !!!!" XD
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Hehehe, yup.
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CardiGirl28 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha :giggle:
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:iconmalfuriana:
Malfuriana Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bob could also beat him up with that Stop-sign. XD

Love it!! :D
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
:iconsideshowbobrapeplz: Oh Baaarrrrt, time for a spanking! (stop sign = giant paddle) :D

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:iconmalfuriana:
Malfuriana Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Then Bob re-writes on the sign with white color: "Ouch!" xD :lmao:
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
:D :D :D
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:iconmalfuriana:
Malfuriana Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
;)
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Lightening816 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
My crossing guard back in grade school was a sweet 50 year old lady who always gave me words of encouragement. I wish Bob was right there beside her giving his own commentary. I love Bob. :)
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Hehehehe. He'd be so critical.
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sideshow-cellophane Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah, Bart. Join your friends. Cross the street. Absolutely NOTHING'S gonna happen . . . :mwahaha:

I love the facial expressions of everybody. Just with how happy they are, and how smug Bob is to Bart's 'Uh-oh' face. :D
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Ah, the ignorance - I mean innocence - of children. ^__^ All but one, who is wisely hesitant to cross.
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SideshowJazz17 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Well, Bart, are you going?
Bob actually looks pretty good in the jacket. I wouldn't mind seeing him wear that style for everyday clothes, just in a nicer colour.
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
^____^ What kind of colors?
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SideshowJazz17 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Softer colours...you know, the types that usually suit Bob.
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
I think he looks best in darker colors, like crimson or black.
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