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Bob Gone Wild by Nevuela Bob Gone Wild by Nevuela
Bob stumbled out of the brush, panting and disoriented. He was naked, he was emaciated, he was filthy, but most importantly, he was ALIVE. His normally pale skin was tanned and blistered from the sun, and covered in insect bites and scratches. His flamboyant hair was even more unruly than ever, full of leaves and nettles and twigs and who knew what else. He’d always been rather lanky, but his time spent in the unforgiving wilderness had whittled him down to a mere wisp of his former self.

Like an autumn leaf he trembled, clinging desperately to that last brittle twig of sanity. The things he'd had to do to survive! And how long had he been lost? Three days? Five days? A week? Time made no sense anymore. Nothing did. All he wanted was to curl up before a warm fireplace, showered and fed, a flute glass of Chablis in one hand and Les Misérables in the other. Hell, he'd kill for half a Twinkie and a good foot soak right about now.

A piercing scream brought Bob back to reality. He stared across the parking lot, at the gaping mouth of a woman some forty yards away. She covered her daughter's eyes as she continued to scream. A man appeared nearby, followed by another. Bob thought he heard a voice amid the rising clamor ordering him to put some pants on. He looked down, remembering his state of undress, then back at the growing crowd. Some had phones out, either taking pictures or calling the police, or both.

Bob glanced back at the wilderness from which he'd just emerged. 'To hell with it', he thought, and stood there calmly as he awaited the arrival of the police, ignoring the wide eyes and expletives of the crowd. He'd rather go back to jail for public indecency than get lost in the corn maze again.

:D THE END :D
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:iconmrottweilerdogbarks:
MRottweilerDogBarks Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
It's interesting how it would actually work to see him like this for an episode...
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Indeeeeeed! :iconhurrhurrplz:
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:iconniamhtobin2000:
NiamhTobin2000 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
I love the crazed, wild expression in his eyes.
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
:iconsideshowbobplz: Oh, I'll show you crazed... :stab:
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:iconniamhtobin2000:
NiamhTobin2000 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
Haha, Laugh Out Loud!
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MonacoMac Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's always interesting to see an intellectual like Bob going feral! xD I've actually imagined just such a scenario myself though my feral Bob would be stuck in the desert fighting for survival with minimal clothing if any... cuz a deserts hot you know! XD I think he's got the temperament and the hair to make an excellent wild-man!
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Indeed! I'm actually going to write a very short story on this piece. [link]
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:iconmonacomac:
MonacoMac Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds awesome! I can't wait! :w00t!:
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:iconclazombie:
clazombie Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sexy! Arf!!:drool:
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
:iconhurrhurrplz:
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:iconlightening816:
Lightening816 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
I want to see Bob fight a cheetah!!! Just like the cheetah fight seen from Disney's Tarzan. All the awesomeness from that fight scene mixed with Bob's...umm...Bobbiness.
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
That would be sexy and exciting. That would be sexciting! :D
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AliciaWarner Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Im love in it!
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
^_____^
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SideshowJazz17 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
I can imagine that. Actually, Bob really seems like jail has reduced his rationality, if you think about it, so this is actually a very appropriate picture of him.
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
And yet he is still the most civilized and sophisticated person to ever walk out of that institution. :D
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SideshowJazz17 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
True...he's up so high that even brought down, he's more civilized than anyone else.
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Good way to put it. ^___^
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XTheGreatPretenderXx Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013   Filmographer
Why is he bleeding? Poor guy :'(
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
LOL you try running around the woods practically naked, fighting off predators and trying to scrounge up something to eat. :p

He just needs a good meal, warm clothes, a bath and some champagne he'll be fine. :D
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XTheGreatPretenderXx Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013   Filmographer
Poor guy XD
I hope Cecil helps him with that XD that would be interesting XD
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
He might think Cecil is a rival male and try to kill him, or "mark" Cecil's territory as his own. :D :pee:
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XTheGreatPretenderXx Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013   Filmographer
Oh my lord XD
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
That would be hilarious, wouldn't it? :D
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:iconxthegreatpretenderxx:
XTheGreatPretenderXx Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013   Filmographer
Yes XD
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therealmoshmonkey Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Oh dear looks like hes on some sort of sadistic Japanese gameshow style reality TV programme like I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (assuming he would qualify from his brief TV stint on Krusty The Clown)
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Bart probably convinced the producers to let Bob on the show, for obvous reasons. :devil:
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:icontherealmoshmonkey:
therealmoshmonkey Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Yes to keep Bob off the streets and out of trouble haha
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sideshow-cellophane Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Wonder what - or who :D - that scared look is for!
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
He hear a twig snap or a cricket chirp, and now he fears for his life. :D
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:iconsideshow-cellophane:
sideshow-cellophane Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Or he heard those darn fangirls again . . . Shoot. I'll save you, Bob! :D
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
The deadliest predator of all! :sprint:
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sideshow-cellophane Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:mwahaha: You think I can help it?
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Who can? :D
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Luzbel-Andrea Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
rawwwrrrrr!!! :devilish:
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
:iconhurrplz: Hehehehe.
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CodWars Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
AWWW FUNN
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
:iconicameplz:
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PowerSourceArts Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Did Bob get lost in the woods
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Apparently so. Poor guy went on a nature hike to get away from it all, and did he ever get his wish! :D
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PowerSourceArts Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree
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:iconmalfuriana:
Malfuriana Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:wave: Woohooo!! Boob! It's Jane, over here!! :meow: ^_______^
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
^______^
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Crescendolls187 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Haha this is funny! :aww: Try a feral Bart next! :D
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:iconnevuela:
Nevuela Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
They'd be trying to kill each other just for some meat. :D
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Crescendolls187 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
That will be a great if you can make a drawing of that fighting for meat thing. :aww:
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