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I'm sure most of you know how this game goes: you fill in the blanks with appropriate words. If a blank calls for a verb, you choose a verb. If you need an adjective, you choose an adjective, and so on. The point is to make the story as outrageously crazy and funny as possible. If anyone wants to play, please fill in the blanks and then share your story in the comments. :D


Sideshow Bob was walking down the street one day on his way to (place #1) for (purpose) when suddenly a very drunk and desperate-looking Krusty stumbled up to him and said “Bob! You’ve gotta come back! Mel is the worst sidekick ever! He (verb)-ed my (noun)!”

Sideshow Mel, who’d been standing nearby, said “But Krusty, I (anything)!”

Bob turned his nose up at his former employer and replacement. “As far as I’m concerned, gentlemen, you can both (anything). Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m running late.” He stepped around the decrepit clown, now reduced to a sobbing heap on the sidewalk, and continued on his way.

It wasn’t long before he came upon a (important noun) lying in the gutter in front of (place #2). He bent down to pick it up, wiping off a bit of (noun) that was on it, and inspected it closely. It was absolutely (adjective). He decided to go into (place #2) and search for the owner of the (important noun).

Bob approached (person who works at or frequents place #2) and asked him/her if (anything), but (person) said “(anything).”

Bob got really (emotion) and (verb)-ed  (person) with (noun). He then helped himself to (noun) and left.

Outside in the street, people were screaming and running around in panic as (noun) threatened to (verb) them all. Bob suddenly spotted (person #2) and (person #3) (verb)-ing and decided to intervene.

“What’s going on out here?” he demanded as he (verb)-ed  them (adverb)-ly.

“Someone stole the sacred (important noun) from (person or place)!” (person #2) answered.

“Whoever possesses it will become (anything) and (anything). We’re doomed!” added (person #3).

Bob’s grip tightened on the (important noun) behind his back. If it was true, he knew he must never (verb). He quickly tucked the (important noun) into his hair while nobody was looking and ran off, searching for a quiet spot amid the chaos to make a phone call. Hiding in (place #3), he pulled out his cell phone and dialed (person #4)’s number. When (person #4) answered, Bob cut right to the chase.

“If you ever want to (verb) again, you will meet me at (place #5) in exactly fifteen minutes!”

The instant he ended the call, he heard (noise) and looked up just in time to see (person #5) armed with (noun) about to (verb) him. Out of nowhere, a flying (noun) knocked the (noun) out of (person #5)’s hand(s). Bob spun around to see (person #6) about to hurl another (noun).

“For the love of God, Bob, RUN!” he/she shouted.

Bob did not need telling twice. He was off like a shot, dodging (noun) and (noun) to get to the rendezvous point. When he arrived at (place #5), he saw that (person #4) was already there, waiting (emotion)-ly.

Bob approached him/her with a triumphant grin. “I have the (important noun),” he announced, watching smugly as (person #4)’s face went white. “You will now (anything).” As he reached into his hair to retrieve the (important noun), (person #4) grew paler and began to whimper. Bob chuckled.

“Consider this payback for all the times you (verb)-ed my (noun). Robert Underdunk Terwilliger always pays his debts. And now…” he paused, frowning. The (important noun) was stuck in his hair! Bob cursed, pulling and yanking and cursing some more at the pain of having several hairs uprooted in the process.

(person #4) stared for a moment, then began to laugh. “I guess (anything),” he/she said, earning a death glare from Bob.

“This isn’t over,” Bob growled, leaving abruptly to look for (noun) to get the (important noun) out without damaging his precious hair.

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:iconbloodthorne999:
Bloodthorne999 Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Did you... send me a link through email? When I tried to open it, my antivirus went bonkers blocking it O.O
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miklosregi Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
That's old news. Anyway, I doubt it will be Bob. Kelsey Grammer himself claims it won't be him. I'm betting it's going to be Grampa (Abe Simpson). Dan Castellaneta has won an Emmy for his voicework as Grampa. However, many people are speculating that Krusty's father, Rabbi Krustofsky, will be the one to die, hence the title "Clown in the Dumps" (i.e. Krusty's grief at the loss of his dad).
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miklosregi Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
Now I feel so stupid ... but at least you do not have to worry about that Bob dies *^▁^*
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Bloodthorne999 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Check your email 8D I won't be able to be reply as often as I use to but I feel I can get a couple of rp responses out during the day 83 I am also in an rp with another while using email and I find it a lot easier to do it than notes. And there's a lot less chance of the writing getting lost or not sent.
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
I noticed the email before I noticed this. XP Thanks! Glad to see you're back onboard. :hug:
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:iconbloodthorne999:
Bloodthorne999 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just got the confirmation that I got a job around the corner. My depression has lifted significantly.
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Nevuela Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
Congrats! What kind of job is it?
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sideshow-cellophane Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
And hey, thanks for the fave! :D :hug:
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Foxiso Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Student Filmographer
I found a song that describe well cecil and bob www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkz_0V…
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